- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell whore

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to die when you get old

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to have no superpower

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The ability to sweat poop.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

Pointless Super Powers