the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to jizz money

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to get sick

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The Power to Power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!