- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The ability to read your own mind

the power to be super ugly

the power to yell a math problem at will

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

Pointless Super Powers