- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

The power to find pokemon attractive

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to waste money

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to fly when in something flying

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

swear words -jesse

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

Pointless Super Powers