The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to control yourself

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!