the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to fail at life

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!