The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to wish you had a power

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Being a freemason

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!