The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to count to infinity.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to waste money

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!