- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

Liam Brudenell

The power to wish you had a power

The power to not get shit dick

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to touch your toes

The power to break a Nokia

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to create a unicorn online.

The ability to police irony

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

Pointless Super Powers