- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat bread

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

the power to like charlie

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to ejaculate

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power of being pointless

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to know where the beef is

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

The power to scare female plants.

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

Pointless Super Powers