The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!