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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!