- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the power to fly while under water

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

Having the power to stand still

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

he power to make mistakes

The power to smell like body odor at will

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to be a woman

the power to count from A to purple

Every time you clap some one dies

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

Pointless Super Powers