The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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power to have no power at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!