The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!