The power to be super jewish

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to change people socks on command

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The ability to count to potato

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!