The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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cry acid tears

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The power to create shit

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!