the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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the power of being yourself

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!