EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!