The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Having the power to stand still

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!