The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to drown on land.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!