The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!