- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to self destruct

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the ability to look into your brain

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

To pee standing up.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

the power to complete math exercises

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to create powers

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

being black

Pointless Super Powers