- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

+147

the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

+131

The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

+109

the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

+180

The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

+183

The ability to handle the truth.

+151

The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

+218

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

to be under 9000

The power to walk through the opened doors

power to poo perfectly priced people

The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

the power to sit down in mid air

The power to instantly become pregnant

Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

The Power to shrink but never grow back.

The ablity to hate everything.

The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once