The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!