The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to punch that like button

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!