The power to have a power thats a power

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the power to see through water.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to control nothing

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to die at will.

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to write pointless power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!