The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!