The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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Power to develop diseases.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power of Being stupid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!