The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to kill yourself at will

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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the ability to hover

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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Warm vision

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!