the ability to type slower.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to have a V8

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to become black!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!