The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!