The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

thumb_up thumb_down +81

the power to create bad superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

the power to kill plants in a desert.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

Being a freemason

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to summon cops to arrest you

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to ejaculate

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

the power of mind controlling...yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +55

the power to be friends with Donald trump

thumb_up thumb_down +53

to make your bowel work backwards

thumb_up thumb_down +53

to die when you are happy

thumb_up thumb_down +51

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to never stop shitting.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!