the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to have a power.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!