the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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Taekwondo

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!