The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!