The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to smell water.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!