The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to die on command.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to take edible shits.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to live.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!