The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!