The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to waste money

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to not talk.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the power to youtube poop

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!