The power to start time.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The ability to not have a super power.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to never get drunk

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

thumb_up thumb_down +97

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

the ability to constantly have the fever

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to drown on land.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

thumb_up thumb_down +59

the power to beathe

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to be superman with no power's

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to smell a fart upwind.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!