- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

the power to fly while under water

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The ability to lactate air.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the power to kill plants in a desert.

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

The power to control dodos

Pointless Super Powers