- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to poop a penny every year

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to mind reeds

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to like any show

The power to push a door that only pulls.

the power to youtube poop

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

The power to write a country song

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

i love to make shit brix

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

the ability to talk to humans

the power to read captchas

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

Pointless Super Powers