Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to stop existing.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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to be shitty

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!