The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power of women's rights.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!