The power to suck your own dick

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to change races.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!