The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to control sloths

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!