The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!