the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to fail

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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the power to be wrong

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!