The power to have a stroke at will.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to not be Batman

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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to make asians smart

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!