Stop clapping

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to see through thin air

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!