The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to be dead

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!