The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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Lactokinesis

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to go suicide

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!