The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power... to read this

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the ability to die once you have died

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to not have power

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!