The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to kill yourself

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!