The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to sweat acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!