wast your time on the computer

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to have no power.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to snore.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!