the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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Endless falling....

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to give your wife rights

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to sleep

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to be HUMAN

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!