The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to make out of thin air

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!