The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to find lost socks.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!