The power to be bad at everything

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to die at will

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power of exact change

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!